Christmas Clothing For Big Men… & Puns

 

Yes, it is only November and we know blokes like to leave the shopping to the very last minute but our Christmas clobber will sell out before too long and we don’t want you missing out!

To keep you interested in this blog, we’ve added a number of terrible puns and there will be no prizes whatsoever for anyone who can spot them all… Because our low prices are pthe gift that keeps on giving. Although we may be doing some competitions soon if you’d like that? Let us know!

20% Off All Our Clothes in The Christmas Sale

If you’re reading this in December 2017, stop what you’re doing and head straight over to our website! We’ve currently got a HUGE Christmas sale on men’s clothes in sizes up to 10XL.

‘Twas the sale before Christmas! Big sizes at small prices.

2XL to 8XL Christmas Clothing

Let’s talk about sizes: It’s well known that Christmas is a time for excess. If you are a big bloke already, then the chances are, you’re not going to be any smaller by the New Year. So you are going to need some big Christmas clothing with a bit of give and we have some absolute crackers!

We stock Christmas Clothing in sizes 2XL to 8XL: Proper men’s sizes! If you want a couple of extra minces pies, a beer or eight or even the entire pudding, we have you covered. Literally. We have super Christmas clothing is super sizes. So just relax until you make some New Year’s resolutions and think about buying a size up from your usual so you don’t look a complete turkey!

Christmas Jumpers:

It appears that Christmas jumpers sprout up everywhere these days, for the home, the office or for a night out. They seem to get brighter and wackier every year and we try to keep up demand for the Christmas stock.

We’ve got 2XL to 5XL Christmas jumpers on the Christmas Clobber page, in a selection of designs, from Snowmen images to Rudolph, Santa and more. All with a cheeky, comedy twist to get laughs from friends and loved ones. These make the ideal present and prices start are under £13! So you can wrap up warm, get a laugh and look great at less than the price of a full round at the bar.

Crimbo Shirts and T-Shirts

We’re famed for our big t-shirts and super-sized shirts, so where would we be at Christmas without a nice selection of comedy tees and tasteful (if you like that sort of thing) shirts?

In all cases, we have a cheeky comedy twist. With specially printed shirts, featuring Christmas trees, Santa Claus or snowmen and t-shirts that range from cheeky to quite rude! There are a few good (bad/awful) puns on them as well as some slightly risque jokes and images if you have the (snow) balls to wear them.

They are not for prudes and are sure to get a laugh provided the man wearing them is not a snowflake!

… That pun was awful. Sorry.

 

Socks and Pants!

Lets (Santa) pause for a moment and think about the most popular of Christmas gifts: Socks and underwear. It may always have been a bit of a disappointment to receive these when you were younger but as you get older and bigger, you really appreciate the importance of a good, comfortable set of underwear.

Every man needs a sturdy set of underwear and our Espionage twin pack of Boxers in sizes 2XL to 7XL. Without wanting to sound rude(oplh), they will keep your nutcrackers warm.

Don’t forget about socks either. We’ve got Christmas twin packs with a festive theme for under £8! The perfect gift that will bring a bit of joy no matter what the time of year. You just cannot beat a nice pair of socks… So two pairs would be even better.

 

But Wait, There’s Myrhh!

We’ve saved the best for last!

One of our most popular jumpers is actually part of a set. This jumper and Christmas hat combo will make you look and feel like Saint Nick himself. It’s bright, bold, fun and under £20! What a deal!

We’ve even got some Christmas-themed baggy trouser bottoms that are great for lounging around the house or tearing open pressies in. Supremely comfortable and with enough give to make sure your carol singers don’t burst out at the Christmas dinner table.

Finally, for the ‘Claustrophoic” amongst you, there are all our other clothes. You don’t have to love Christmas to enjoy our XL to 10XL clothing but Yule not want to miss out!

Our Last Ever Blog…

 

… When we say “ever”, we do mean ‘of 2016’ – You can’t get rid of us that easily!

We just wanted a punchy title that made you read this blog if we’re being honest. But now you’re here:

 

A Big THANK YOU!

At Big Tee Shirt, we try our very best to not only supply the highest quality big and tall mens clothing but also an unbeatable level of customer care and support. We really do think of our customers as extended members of the team and as such, we value each and every one of you.

It’s great to see regular customers keep coming back and new customers who are becoming regulars. Remember to come and say hello on Facebook Page, where you’ll see our best deals first, out latest blogs and you’ll get the chance to see hello to us! It’s great to know the people that support us and you’ve helped make 2016 a great year for us!

 

Big Improvements For 2017

We’ve always taken great pride in our low prices and quality service along with the range of clothing we provide. But in 2017, we’ll be giving the website a bit of an update too!

We’ll be looking to make the whole site smoother, easier to navigate and even more mobile friendly so you can do exactly what blokes like to do when it comes to shopping; get in, buy it and get out, as quickly as possible!

You should see a few changes filtering through to the first quarter of 2017 but rest assured that we’ll be supplying the same quality men’s clobber that we always have… At the same low prices.

… Actually, that is a lie. We’ll be having a sale very soon so it’s going to be even lower prices than you’re used to!

 

Wishing You All A Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!

We hope you all have a fantastic Christmas and New Year.

We hope you keep coming back to see us and that we can provide the very best online experience you’ve ever had… Within reason… When buying clothes!

We’d like to extend our very best wishes to our customers, their families, our suppliers and our friends. Happy 2017!

 

Winter Is Coming (Grab Your XL Thermals)

 

*Disclaimer: Before you read further into this blog, we make no apologies that it’s riddled with Game of Thrones references and puns. These are used in a thinly-veiled way to showcase our awesome range of big and tall men’s clothes. If you are ok with that… Read on Sparrow, if “you know nothing” about Game of Thrones then this may ‘drag-on’.

Winter is coming whether you like it or not so you better be prepared. If you’re planning on venturing North of the wall then you should wrap up warmer than a sand snake in Dorne. We’ve got some great big men’s warm clothes at bargain prices. It would be a shame… shame… shame to miss out *rings bell*.

… We know that if you are a Mountain of a man you may struggle to find clothes that fit, but you need worry no more; we’ve got you covered. We have low online prices on some top Bran(ds). Sorry, that pun was Dire(wolf).

Sorry again.

Game Of Thermals

7259largeEven if you have more insulation than Samwell Tarly, that’s not going to stop the harsh North wind blowing a gale and turning your Castle Black. So we’ve got mens thermals in sizes 2XL to 8XL to stop you becoming Theon Greyjoy when you’re out in those harsh elements.

Don’t Ygritte a bad decision of not buying our thermal vests, shirts or Long Johns for when you venture outside the walls of Winterfell and feel the Stark contrast of the cold weather. What you’re wearing underneath is as important as the armour that’s protecting you on the outside.

Protection From The Elements

7533largeSpeaking of staying protected from the unforgiving world outside, let’s not forget that the wind rain and (Jon) snow can have you desperate to get back home next to the wildfire. So to protect you from turning into a white walker, we have 2XL to 8XL coats, jackets and waterproofs.

These will be perfect to Bolton to whatever you’re wearing so you can venture out and do battle with the elements.

Knitwear Warmer than Stannis’ Parties.

7470largeYou can of course look as stylish as a Targaryen this winter without having to pay off debts like a Lannister. We’ve got XL to 6XL knitwear that will keep you warm, even if you are sat on the cold Iron Throne. Yes, there are men’s cardigans and jumpers to suit you and stop you looking like a complete Wildling.

What Arya thinking? Starting from less than £20, you won’t need a king’s ransom to buy them.

 

Ho ho ho (dor)… IT’S CHRISTMAS!

7231largeIf the family are Hound-ing you for gift ideas then you may want to suggest some novelty Christmas clothing for big men! We’ve got sizes 2XL to 8XL so even the biggest men in the Night’s Watch won’t have anything to crow about.

As always, these are the very best quality at very reasonable prices so they would be fit for a king. If you’re dreaming of a Red Christmas then let us direct you to Daenerys online Big & Tall store today.

But if you want more puns, you’ll have to provide them as we have not GoT any more.

 

Christmas Gift Ideas For Big Men

Men are notoriously hard to buy for. Admittedly, we can be a bit vague about what we want because we usually have every gadget going and we inevitably end up at Christmas and birthdays with the standard issue gifts: smellies, booze or socks and pants.

… Whilst we clearly need those things to survive, it may be even harder to buy for the bigger man who probably won’t fit in half the clothes available on the high street! So let us give you a few ideas about suitable Christmas gifts that I can assure you (as a big man myself) I’d be extremely happy with – and he’ll not end up looking like a turkey.

7155largeBig & Tall Christmas Jumpers

Come on, we all own at least one Christmas jumper, don’t we?
No Christmas would be complete these days without a novelty jumper to get you feeling festive. The thing is, dear aunt Mavis may not have enough wool to knit a jumper big enough – so luckily, we’ve got a load of ‘absolute crackers’ in stock up to size 5XL.

Not only that but we’ve got sack load of Christmas clothing up to size 8XL so if you’re a fan of festive t-shirts, shorts, shirts or even that Crimbo classic: socks – you’re in the right place! You may only get to wear them a few days of the year but our Christmas range will put a smile on your face and should have a bit of give so you can cram in as much Christmas dinner as you like.

7331largeA Big Tee Shirt Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas

Well, Christmas clobber is fine and dandy but you may want something a bit more practical for the bigger man, something he’ll be able to wear every day. If you are buying for a tall guy then we know that options may be limited… But they don’t have to be!

We have our ever popular ‘Men’s Tall Clothing’ range which is all extra large (Up to 8XL) as well as extra long. There’s not much worse that a top that is too short and that poses a bit of a problem for the giants amongst when clothes shopping. Everything in this range is longer than the standard cut and it starts from under a tenner so it means you can buy him a few extras that he’ll love!

It’s not just t shirts by the way: We’ve got hoodies, shirts, jackets, jeans and joggers – so if you’re really struggling to buy anything for your big man then we have got you covered (or him covered, once he put it on!)

Is He Up For A Laugh?

It’s a scientific fact (probably) that bigger men have a better sense of humour (along with being better lovers) so your resident joker will definitely love our range of funny t-shirts. These are available from size 2XL up to 8XL and are always popular with our customers.

So if your man is into ‘Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls’ or is a proud ‘Salad Dodger’ then why not buy him a t-shirt to commemorate the fact? ‘Good on him’ we say, even if you ‘Eat Right, and Exercise, Die Anyway’ – So you may was well enjoy every ruddy minute of it!

So take a minute to have a look and a laugh at our range of funny t-shirts and see if there is anything that tickles your funny bones.

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Dreaming Of A White Christmas?

7533largeEven if we have a bit more insulation than most, us big fellas still feel the cold, so to save us from the threat of man-flu, we have a range of jackets, coats & waterproofs to be ‘pudding’ on to keep us warm (yeah, the puns are getting awful now).

Again, these range from sizes 2XL to 8XL, meaning the big man can ‘wrap up’ warm and dry even in the worst of weather. We know it’s probably going to be wind and rain rather than a snowy winter wonderland and that’s why we’ve got everything from fleeces, waterproof tops and trousers to fashionable (but practical) parka coats and lined denim jackets, ideal for indoor or outdoor wear.

Of course, we won’t ‘fleece’ you: These start at under £25.

Big Clothes: Small Prices

Well, if you’ve read this far then we can only apologise for all the puns but we won’t apologise for our prices, they are the gift that keeps on giving.

Hopefully, we’ve given you a few ideas that means the big fella won’t end up with a pair of socks and a piece of coal for Christmas – but remember, we do all need socks and pants so we stock those too!

In fact, we ‘present’ a really good place for all your big and tall clothing needs so even if it’s not the festive season, come back and see us. Our clothing lines are always changing and you ‘snow’ it makes sense.
So get over to Big Tee Shirt for this Christmas: We guarantee ‘Yule’ love it!