*Disclaimer: Before you read further into this blog, we make no apologies that it’s riddled with Game of Thrones references and puns. These are used in a thinly-veiled way to showcase our awesome range of big and tall men’s clothes. If you are ok with that… Read on Sparrow, if “you know nothing” about Game of Thrones then this may ‘drag-on’.
Winter is coming whether you like it or not so you better be prepared. If you’re planning on venturing North of the wall then you should wrap up warmer than a sand snake in Dorne. We’ve got some great big men’s warm clothes at bargain prices. It would be a shame… shame… shame to miss out *rings bell*.
… We know that if you are a Mountain of a man you may struggle to find clothes that fit, but you need worry no more; we’ve got you covered. We have low online prices on some top Bran(ds). Sorry, that pun was Dire(wolf).
Sorry again.
Game Of Thermals
Even if you have more insulation than Samwell Tarly, that’s not going to stop the harsh North wind blowing a gale and turning your Castle Black. So we’ve got mens thermals in sizes 2XL to 8XL to stop you becoming Theon Greyjoy when you’re out in those harsh elements.
Don’t Ygritte a bad decision of not buying our thermal vests, shirts or Long Johns for when you venture outside the walls of Winterfell and feel the Stark contrast of the cold weather. What you’re wearing underneath is as important as the armour that’s protecting you on the outside.
Protection From The Elements
Speaking of staying protected from the unforgiving world outside, let’s not forget that the wind rain and (Jon) snow can have you desperate to get back home next to the wildfire. So to protect you from turning into a white walker, we have 2XL to 8XL coats, jackets and waterproofs.
These will be perfect to Bolton to whatever you’re wearing so you can venture out and do battle with the elements.
Knitwear Warmer than Stannis’ Parties.
You can of course look as stylish as a Targaryen this winter without having to pay off debts like a Lannister. We’ve got XL to 6XL knitwear that will keep you warm, even if you are sat on the cold Iron Throne. Yes, there are men’s cardigans and jumpers to suit you and stop you looking like a complete Wildling.
What Arya thinking? Starting from less than £20, you won’t need a king’s ransom to buy them.
Ho ho ho (dor)… IT’S CHRISTMAS!
If the family are Hound-ing you for gift ideas then you may want to suggest some novelty Christmas clothing for big men! We’ve got sizes 2XL to 8XL so even the biggest men in the Night’s Watch won’t have anything to crow about.
As always, these are the very best quality at very reasonable prices so they would be fit for a king. If you’re dreaming of a Red Christmas then let us direct you to Daenerys online Big & Tall store today.
But if you want more puns, you’ll have to provide them as we have not GoT any more.
