Let’s keep this brief: The Big Tee team has been a bit quiet on the blog for a while, haven’t we? Sorry, we’ve been pants keeping you updated but we’ve been very busy behind the scenes and we will reveal more on that in a future blog.
For now, we are going to hang out with you and talk about our 2XL to 8XL underwear for men but because we are Big Tee Shirt, we’ll throw in a few underwear puns and comments and we’ll try and keep them clean (the puns not the pants) to make things vaguely entertaining. OK… Let’s crack on with a bad joke.
What type of underwear is the best at self-defence?
We’re Trying To Get A Rise…
You may not be aware that we stock specialist underwear for the bigger chaps. We do extra-long, high rise boxer shorts that are especially good for customers’ medical conditions such as oedema, bariatric complications and hernias.
… Obviously, that’s no laughing matter but we’ll use our puns on the fly when we get the chance.
So, the higher rise underwear features extra length in the front and back to comfortably fit around your body and provide support. Crafted from a 95% cotton and 5% elastane mix, to allow stretch without irritation.
We take medical conditions very seriously… Certainly more seriously than we take our blogs. And on that note…
What’s a potato’s favourite underwear?
Heavy Weight Boxers
Like us, you may be no featherweight champion and may require big men’s boxer shorts. Don’t worry, we’ve covered our asses and have plenty in stock. Men’s designer brands like Kam, Espionage and Cotton Valley are available but we also provide our own with boxers from the Big Tee Shirt brand.
You might like to keep things loose when you hang out with your friends and our boxers are the perfect: Available in sizes 2XL to 8XL, they feature (depending on the brand) either cotton and lycra or cotton and elastane mix to maximise comfort for the maximised man. If you like twins then you won’t be disappointed with our twin packs or if you prefer multiples then the triple packs might be right up your alley.
Either way, we have a big selection of big boxer shorts in a range of colours and styles. Our shelves are absolutely bunged up full of them.
It’s easy to locate the underwear on the Big Tee Shirt website, you just need to select “Clothing” from the menu bar, then “Men’s Underwear” from the drop-down menu.
A Brief History Of Time…
You may want a bit more support from your pants and we can ensure your tackle is clean and tidy (football pun) with our big men’s briefs and plus-sized y-fronts. In both cases, you know the drill, there’s a selection of colours and styles in sizes 2XL to 8XL for the bigger man. Multi-packs are also available if you want to save a few quid!
We are starting to run out of puns now and we don’t want to lose our streak but the best underwear puns are the dirty ones.
Do stock camo underwear?
– Yes but you may not be able to see it. They are ideal if you want to go commando.
Recommended Storage Instructions:
We have been asked in the past about the correct way of storing underwear.
– In your drawers
Jokes & Puns Too Awful To Make it to this blog:
Here are a few jokes that were just too awful to include on the blog… But we didn’t want to waste them so we’ll hang them out to dry here:
Scrapped Title: Cheap underwear for tight a***s.
Tag Line: Bring back hanging… Abolish underpants.
What kind of pants do reporters wear?
*Lisps* Lets thing a thong *Groan*
Anyone who says they can find better underwear for big men is full of s***.
…On that note, we better toddle off but if you can think of any more pants puns then please do let us know and make us wet ourselves with laughter.