Month: November 2016

Winter Is Coming (Grab Your XL Thermals)

 

*Disclaimer: Before you read further into this blog, we make no apologies that it’s riddled with Game of Thrones references and puns. These are used in a thinly-veiled way to showcase our awesome range of big and tall men’s clothes. If you are ok with that… Read on Sparrow, if “you know nothing” about Game of Thrones then this may ‘drag-on’.

Winter is coming whether you like it or not so you better be prepared. If you’re planning on venturing North of the wall then you should wrap up warmer than a sand snake in Dorne. We’ve got some great big men’s warm clothes at bargain prices. It would be a shame… shame… shame to miss out *rings bell*.

… We know that if you are a Mountain of a man you may struggle to find clothes that fit, but you need worry no more; we’ve got you covered. We have low online prices on some top Bran(ds). Sorry, that pun was Dire(wolf).

Sorry again.

Game Of Thermals

7259largeEven if you have more insulation than Samwell Tarly, that’s not going to stop the harsh North wind blowing a gale and turning your Castle Black. So we’ve got mens thermals in sizes 2XL to 8XL to stop you becoming Theon Greyjoy when you’re out in those harsh elements.

Don’t Ygritte a bad decision of not buying our thermal vests, shirts or Long Johns for when you venture outside the walls of Winterfell and feel the Stark contrast of the cold weather. What you’re wearing underneath is as important as the armour that’s protecting you on the outside.

Protection From The Elements

7533largeSpeaking of staying protected from the unforgiving world outside, let’s not forget that the wind rain and (Jon) snow can have you desperate to get back home next to the wildfire. So to protect you from turning into a white walker, we have 2XL to 8XL coats, jackets and waterproofs.

These will be perfect to Bolton to whatever you’re wearing so you can venture out and do battle with the elements.

Knitwear Warmer than Stannis’ Parties.

7470largeYou can of course look as stylish as a Targaryen this winter without having to pay off debts like a Lannister. We’ve got XL to 6XL knitwear that will keep you warm, even if you are sat on the cold Iron Throne. Yes, there are men’s cardigans and jumpers to suit you and stop you looking like a complete Wildling.

What Arya thinking? Starting from less than £20, you won’t need a king’s ransom to buy them.

 

Ho ho ho (dor)… IT’S CHRISTMAS!

7231largeIf the family are Hound-ing you for gift ideas then you may want to suggest some novelty Christmas clothing for big men! We’ve got sizes 2XL to 8XL so even the biggest men in the Night’s Watch won’t have anything to crow about.

As always, these are the very best quality at very reasonable prices so they would be fit for a king. If you’re dreaming of a Red Christmas then let us direct you to Daenerys online Big & Tall store today.

But if you want more puns, you’ll have to provide them as we have not GoT any more.

 

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Christmas Gift Ideas For Big Men

Men are notoriously hard to buy for. Admittedly, we can be a bit vague about what we want because we usually have every gadget going and we inevitably end up at Christmas and birthdays with the standard issue gifts: smellies, booze or socks and pants.

… Whilst we clearly need those things to survive, it may be even harder to buy for the bigger man who probably won’t fit in half the clothes available on the high street! So let us give you a few ideas about suitable Christmas gifts that I can assure you (as a big man myself) I’d be extremely happy with – and he’ll not end up looking like a turkey.

7155largeBig & Tall Christmas Jumpers

Come on, we all own at least one Christmas jumper, don’t we?
No Christmas would be complete these days without a novelty jumper to get you feeling festive. The thing is, dear aunt Mavis may not have enough wool to knit a jumper big enough – so luckily, we’ve got a load of ‘absolute crackers’ in stock up to size 5XL.

Not only that but we’ve got sack load of Christmas clothing up to size 8XL so if you’re a fan of festive t-shirts, shorts, shirts or even that Crimbo classic: socks – you’re in the right place! You may only get to wear them a few days of the year but our Christmas range will put a smile on your face and should have a bit of give so you can cram in as much Christmas dinner as you like.

7331largeA Big Tee Shirt Is For Life, Not Just For Christmas

Well, Christmas clobber is fine and dandy but you may want something a bit more practical for the bigger man, something he’ll be able to wear every day. If you are buying for a tall guy then we know that options may be limited… But they don’t have to be!

We have our ever popular ‘Men’s Tall Clothing’ range which is all extra large (Up to 8XL) as well as extra long. There’s not much worse that a top that is too short and that poses a bit of a problem for the giants amongst when clothes shopping. Everything in this range is longer than the standard cut and it starts from under a tenner so it means you can buy him a few extras that he’ll love!

It’s not just t shirts by the way: We’ve got hoodies, shirts, jackets, jeans and joggers – so if you’re really struggling to buy anything for your big man then we have got you covered (or him covered, once he put it on!)

Is He Up For A Laugh?

It’s a scientific fact (probably) that bigger men have a better sense of humour (along with being better lovers) so your resident joker will definitely love our range of funny t-shirts. These are available from size 2XL up to 8XL and are always popular with our customers.

So if your man is into ‘Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls’ or is a proud ‘Salad Dodger’ then why not buy him a t-shirt to commemorate the fact? ‘Good on him’ we say, even if you ‘Eat Right, and Exercise, Die Anyway’ – So you may was well enjoy every ruddy minute of it!

So take a minute to have a look and a laugh at our range of funny t-shirts and see if there is anything that tickles your funny bones.

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Dreaming Of A White Christmas?

7533largeEven if we have a bit more insulation than most, us big fellas still feel the cold, so to save us from the threat of man-flu, we have a range of jackets, coats & waterproofs to be ‘pudding’ on to keep us warm (yeah, the puns are getting awful now).

Again, these range from sizes 2XL to 8XL, meaning the big man can ‘wrap up’ warm and dry even in the worst of weather. We know it’s probably going to be wind and rain rather than a snowy winter wonderland and that’s why we’ve got everything from fleeces, waterproof tops and trousers to fashionable (but practical) parka coats and lined denim jackets, ideal for indoor or outdoor wear.

Of course, we won’t ‘fleece’ you: These start at under £25.

Big Clothes: Small Prices

Well, if you’ve read this far then we can only apologise for all the puns but we won’t apologise for our prices, they are the gift that keeps on giving.

Hopefully, we’ve given you a few ideas that means the big fella won’t end up with a pair of socks and a piece of coal for Christmas – but remember, we do all need socks and pants so we stock those too!

In fact, we ‘present’ a really good place for all your big and tall clothing needs so even if it’s not the festive season, come back and see us. Our clothing lines are always changing and you ‘snow’ it makes sense.
So get over to Big Tee Shirt for this Christmas: We guarantee ‘Yule’ love it!

 

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