Did we just use a song title parody as a blog title? You bet we did.
But we’re in a very good mood and very keen to put a spring in your step now that the weather should be on the turn, the days are getting longer and bank holidays are just around the corner!
It’s time to get yourself outdoors, do a bit of pottering about in the garden… or sitting in the beer garden down the pub and it’s vitally important that you wear the correct attire to do so. Luckily we stock all that good stuff and we have lots of new lines coming through this spring, so why not take a look?
We Love *Short Shorts. (*But Longer Ones Are Better)
You may be a veritable action man or simply a bloke that enjoys a bit of comfort but either way, we can both agree that shorts are ruddy perfect every-day wear. When the weather is hot we live in shorts and to be honest, when it’s only-just warm enough, we live in them anyway.
But as you’d expect, we stock rather special shorts for larger men in waist sizes 44” up to 60” or if you want an elasticated waist we have sizes 2XL to 8XL. Definitely suitable and comfortable for the bigger gent.
Longer length legs- Cargo Shorts
- Surfer style shorts
- Walking Shorts
- Rugby Shorts
- Denim Shorts (Jorts or Jean Shorts)
- Stretch Denim Shorts
- Floral shorts
- Plain Shorts
- Camo Shorts
- Flexi Waist Shorts
- Chino Style Shorts
- Baggy Cargo Shorts
- Fleece Style Shorts
- ¾ Length Shorts
That’s just what made the short-list *groan*. We literally have shorts for everything. There’s a big selection of big shorts in a variety of colours and styles.
… In short, we have lots of shorts for big blokes.
Let Me See That Thong Tha-Tha-Thong Thong Thong…
Only joking! Even we have a limit.
We may not (thankfully) do thongs but we do a great selection of underwear for big guys. So you can have a bit of support behind the scenes. Prices start at a small package of £6.99 which buys a decent set of pants with enough fabric to keep your modesty under wraps.
Just to clarify: We do not do plus-size thongs for men.
Oh my God That’s Some Funky (T-)Shi(r)t(s)
After spending fifteen minutes trying to think of a song with t-shirt lyrics, I gave up. This title is modified lyrics from the Prodigy. If you can think of relevant t-shirt lyrics, drop a comment and let us know. I can update this bit. 🙂
So… T-shirts! The perfect accompaniment for shorts. Well, it goes without saying that a company with a name like ‘Big Tee Shirt’ sells a lot of actual big t-shirts for larger guys. In fact, we specialise in them.
We stock sizes 2XL to 8XL in a fine selection of styles and colours. Shall we list the styles to make the blog a bit longer? Yes. Yes we should:
Plain T Shirts- Printed T Shirts
- Tie Dye T Shirts
- Extra Long T Shirts
- Funny T Shirts
- Branded T Shirts
- Unbranded T Shirts
- Biker T Shirts
- Polo Shirts
- Political T Shirts
- Ska T Shirts
- Sleeveless T Shirts
- Music T Shirts
- Northern Souls T Shirts
- … and Vests
Actually we do so many types of extra-sized t shirts that we can’t list them all. There’s at least 7 types of humour in the “Funny T-Shirt” section alone.
The point is, we do big t-shirts to suit every kind of man. Apart from the kind of man who has no sense of style. We apologise… But we can’t help them. Stylish men only.
Is that ‘stylist’?
Probably.
No Jacket Required
With it being BRITISH spring time we realise it may be a tad optimistic when we talk about shorts and t-shirts. Let’s be realistic and talk about waterproof jackets. In fact we do some amazing coats, jackets and waterproofs for the bigger man so why not make a bit of a list?
Are you ready? Go…
Denim Hooded jackets- Quilted jackets
- Waterproof coats
- Windproof coats
- Fleece jackets
- Fleece sleeveless
- Gillets
- Parka jackets
- Lined Denim
- Body Warmers
- Smart Overcoats
- Utility Jackets
- Lightweight Jackets (That can’t hold their drink)
- Summer Jackets
- Winter Coats
- Barber Jackets
- Outdoors Coats
- Wool Blend Jackets
- Camo Jackets
- Harrington Style Jackets
- Bomber Jackets
- Oxford Style Jackets
- Leather Jackets
- Waist Coats
- *Straitjackets
*We lied about the straitjackets
But all other jackets are available in a range of colours and style… and most importantly, in proper man’s sizes of 2XL to 8XL.
Float Like A Butterfly, Spring Like Big Tee
Yes, that made little sense and it’s not a song but we had to end this blog with something, didn’t we?
We’re updating the website almost daily with new stock so please do keep coming back and checking what’s available. We’ll be re-stocking some of the sizes that were not available before and expanding on our ranges. Feel free to message us with any questions, we’ll be glad to help!
Q: What happens when a large Yorkshireman sits on a plastic garden chair?
I get the meat sweats after I’ve had a good roast – so you may feel the need to get some fresh air after that hefty dinner. Hop on over to our fantastic outdoor clothing ranges and see what tickles your fancy.
Easter means a bonus Bank Holiday and more opportunities to enjoy a night down the pub. Single lads can impress ‘chicks’ at the bar with our smart-casual wear. We’ve got a cracking range of extra large dapper shirts, along with 
